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My life was so boring, I Googled, "cheap hobbies." And that's how this blog was born.
Volleyball was my whole life. I played in multiple leagues per week. Multiple tournaments per month. I often traveled for said...

Lauren
Sep 14, 20222 min read
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Chicago: "The Allergy City" (inside joke)
We arrived to Chicago late on Friday night. As you can imagine, it’s not the cheapest city to visit. While we would have preferred to...

Lauren
Sep 12, 20227 min read
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Chicago preface + more dating advice that no one should EVER follow.
As I mentioned in my last blog, there is some deep-rooted trauma surrounding my birthday, which is September 6. There is also trauma...

Lauren
Sep 10, 20222 min read
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Happy 31st birthday to me.
Do you have an "all-time-low?" When I think of mine, it's a two month stretch that started on my 30th birthday. Yeah, two months. Without...

Lauren
Sep 6, 20222 min read
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How I went from having four concert tickets to zero. Then four more.
It’s a long, bizarre story, but I accidentally bought four tickets to a Lumineers concert AT WRIGLEY FIELD when I only wanted two. When I...

Lauren
Sep 2, 20222 min read
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When you accidentally text your date instead of your best friend.
There was so much curiosity surrounding my short little blurb about Brad, accidentally texting him instead of Brook (about our date), and...

Lauren
Aug 22, 20222 min read
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Depression demanded, "Be intensely sad." I replied, "Right now? But I am really happy."
A lot of the time, my depression co-exists with my sadness. And sure, that sucks. But it at least feels natural. "I am sad and...

Lauren
Aug 14, 20222 min read
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Dating advice: Invite yourself to his family Easter dinner before you even meet him.
On Bumble, the woman must reach out to all “matches” first, and you have 24 hours to do so after matching with someone. I kind of had...

Lauren
Aug 13, 20222 min read
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How three words changed my life.
I was catching every red light on my way to therapy. EVERY ONE. I rushed in, unsettled, exclaiming, "I'm late!" She said, "Lauren, you...

Lauren
Aug 7, 20221 min read
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How did I end up vacationing to Florida with a near-stranger?
Tyler and I won a trip to Panama City Beach playing cornhole (I know, right?). Obviously, due to life circumstances, we would no longer...

Lauren
Aug 4, 20224 min read
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How I met my goal weight eating only Easy Mac. (click bait title).
“You look GREAT. So tiny!” I replied, “Because I am not eating.” The words just came out of my fucking mouth. Like vomit. Like my food. I...

Lauren
Aug 3, 20221 min read
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![These are a few of my favorite [July] things.](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/048b2e_d6f5a5a15504420bb8c5b49142ea27a8~mv2.webp)
These are a few of my favorite [July] things.
My Top 10 Most-Listened-To Songs I have no idea if these are in order, other than the top 2 definitely being the top 2; I've essentially...

Lauren
Aug 2, 20223 min read
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What do you do when a condom falls out of your date's pocket?
This is a story from months and months ago; I finally feel ready to share some of the stories I have collected over the last year. This...

Lauren
Aug 2, 20223 min read
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How did I end up vacationing to Florida with a near-stranger?
I cannot wait to tell you! But that is for a later date. He took this picture (along with many others). We had a great time. In my...

Lauren
Aug 2, 20221 min read
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This is just my "hello" post! (and Bruiser spam)
I simply need to build the template out, so the site makes sense aesthetically. Enjoy a picture of Bruiser. This picture actually comes...

Lauren
Aug 2, 20221 min read
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